Section Four

 

Mary Sue family gatherings!  The relatives include the Snapes, Potters, Blacks, Weasleys…

 

The Character’s Family and Connections to Canon Characters

 

Total points: 13300

 

Not hard to avoid points here—but, if you’ve got one of these, it’s not hard to get lots of points, either.  This section is necessary in that Mary Sues most often insert themselves in J.K. universe by making themselves related to canon characters.  While this plot device can be used successfully (look at Tonks), it is extremely dangerous and can drag the character into the realm of Mary Sue if the author is not careful.  If the character is not a relative of a canon character, then there are several other clichés that crop up in the families of Mary Sue-dom and are duly noted here.

 

1.            Is your character Harry’s long-lost sibling, twin, half, or otherwise? (+1000)

 

We don’t care how good your story is, we don’t care what your plot is, and we don’t care how you’ve developed your character.  We don’t want to read it.  Scrap it now.

 

2.          Does your character literally replace Harry as the main focus of the HP universe (Girl-Who-Lived!, etc.)? (+1000)

 

See above.

 

3.          Does your character have a scar like Harry’s, meaning it links her in any way to the one that gave it to her and/or was the result of a misfired curse, particularly A.K.? (+1000)

 

This is dumb.  Harry’s scar is a one-of-a-kind, and was a result of some EXTREMELY unique and unlikely circumstances.  Lucius Malfoy’s pathetic little Crucio is not going to give your character a scar that sends her visions of what he’s having for dinner every night.  And, in the end, this is usually a device employed to bring about question number two.

 

4.          Is your character so likeable that Harry considers her a sister and vice versa? (+500)

 

This is a convenient plot device for authors to make their character Harry’s sister without actually committing the unforgivable sin listed in Question 1.  But if people would only stop to think about the Harry as a character, instead of concentrating on their own, they would realize that Harry is not the most emotionally open of individuals, and it is incredibly unlikely that he would do such a thing.  Not only is this plot device hideously sugary, but it also puts Harry horribly OOC to suit the ends of the author—a definite Mary Sue-ism.

 

5.          Does anyone else consider her this too (this applies if a canon character considers her a relative in any capacity)? (+100)

 

An extension of the above question—it is just as annoying when it is any other character.

 

6.          Does everyone else consider her this too (again, also applicable if the canon character considers her family in any way)? (+200)

 

A further extension—Mary Sues are famous for having everyone just love them.  Yes, we wish that everyone loved us and thought we were the greatest thing since sliced bread.  No, in reality everyone does not think this about you—especially those of us who are having to choke down this sweetness-and-light fic you’re trying to shove down our throats.

 

7.          Is your character a relative, sibling, or son/daughter of one of the main and/or well-known canon characters (and your story is set in the time frame of the HP books)? (+100)

         Bonus:   +300 if she’s a long-lost relative that the canon character didn’t know existed/had forgotten about

                        +300 if she is an illegitimate love child of one of the canon characters

                        +1000 if it’s Snape

                        +200 if it’s Sirius

                        +200 if it’s Harry

                        +200 if it’s Voldemort

                        +100 if it’s Remus

                        +100 if it’s Dumbledore

                        +100 if it’s Malfoy

                        +50 if it’s Ron

                        +50 if it’s Hermione

                        +50 if it’s McGonagall

                        +50 if it’s Pettigrew

                        +100 if she’s a relative of multiple (and otherwise unrelated) canon characters

 

This one is a classic Mary Sue device.  It is used to create the illusion that she actually belongs in this universe.  In reality, it is usually a warning to fanfic readers that she is nothing but an imposter, a sick and twisted creation of a deranged mind.  While this angle can be used successfully, it is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted by professionals.  To be on the safe side, never create a character who is a long lost relative—especially not one of those canon characters who have already had their families well established in canon.  It just won’t work. (The characters specifically listed above are the ones who seem to attract the most and worst Mary Sues—the higher the point value, the more common the trait is in MS fiction)

Oh, and by the way, JK herself has confirmed that Snape currently has no daughter—check here if you don’t believe us.  If he has one, you’re in violation of canon.  Also, they are more common that we can believe.  Don’t give Snape a daughter.  Oh, and the reason this question is so high with no proviso for giving Snape a son is that, well, we’ve never actually seen one of those.  He’s just given lots of daughters.  And they’re all Sues.

 

8.          Is you character the future child of any of the canon characters (future meaning set outside the realm of the written HP universe)? (+50)

            Bonus:   +1000 if she is Sirius’s

                        +200 if she is Snape’s

                        +100 if she is Harry’s

                        +50 if she is Ron’s

                        +50 if she is Hermione’s

                        +50 if she is Remus’s

                        +50 if she is Malfoy’s

                        +100 if she’s the daughter of two canon characters

 

This one is a little bit more tricky—setting fics in the future or finding ways to bring future characters back into the past is a legitimate plot device, as nothing has been established past Book VI and that leaves plenty of room for an author to play.  However, that lack of restraint also leaves plenty of room for an author to get ridiculous.  Just be careful in using this one—don’t curse a canon character with a Mary Sue for a daughter! (as above, the characters listed here are those most likely to attract Mary Sues, with higher points awarded to those who attract the most and the worst.  And the reason Sirius is so high is because he’s dead.  It’s not canon).

 

9.          Is your character a descendent of a well-known and famous individual or an ancient, Pureblood, wealthy family? (+100)

            Bonus:   +100 if she is the heir to all of their powers and fortunes

                        +200 if it is one of the Four Founders

                        +300 if it is Salazar Slytherin

                        +500 if it is Merlin

 

This is rather…annoying.  If your character is an heir or an heiress, that is usually a means for them to inheirit huge estates and lots of money.  That generally implies that your character is automatically dead rich and powerful and influential.  That is just another angle to make sure your character somehow becomes rich during the story.  The descendent of Godric Gryffindor is used more times than we care to count, because it is simply a way to show that your character is über-powerful and rich and somehow connected to Hogwarts.  Which also usually makes her think that gives her a nod to do whatever she wants.  If your character is a descendent or ancestor of Salazar Slytherin, you’re violating canon.  The Heir of Slytherin has been VERY firmly established, so you may NOT be related to him.  Also, we’ve seen the descendents of Slytherin.  They were inbred backwater hillbillies. 

And that whole Merlin thing?  Don’t do that.

 

10.      Is your character’s family horrible and oppressive, but your character is different and rebels out of their blackness? (+100)

            Bonus:   +50 if the character’s parent(s)/family are Dark Wizards

 

This one is just old—it is the age-old Cinderella story (which is, if we all face the facts, an MS itself).  All this does is serve as a vehicle to show how wonderful and brave and good your character is—which, if your character is a Sue, we’ve already had to hear about from thirteen other angles.

 

11.       Does your character’s past include people tormenting her because of her family, resulting in your character constantly brooding? (+50)

            Bonus:   +100 if it’s because she’s related to Snape

                        +50 if it’s because she’s related to Sirius

                        +50 if it’s because she’s related to Malfoy

                        +50 if it’s because she’s related to Pettigrew

 

This one is just irritating.  It is the classic Sue symptom of having some deep, terrible secret, or some awful past, both of which are beyond her control.  This, of course, does not stop her from being a total load about it all the time, and/or showing how brave and strong she is in standing tall in the face of all the cruelty she endures from the canon characters.  This is overused and trite.

 

12.      Is your character related to Voldemort? (+200)

            Bonus:   +500 if the character is his sister/brother

                        +500 if the character is his son/daughter

                        +200 if he is raising her to inherit everything he has taken over

                        +200 if she doesn’t agree with his ideals and rebels against him

                        +300 if she isn’t a relative, but a creation he plans to use to rule the world

 

Poor Voldie gets his own section because Sue authors love using him for angst so much, and, as such, warp the evil bastard terribly out of character.  The whole “Voldemort’s sister” angle is ridiculous and noncanonical.  It’s been very established that he has NO SIBLINGS.  He was an only child, his parents were together for less than a year, and his mother died an hour after he was born.

The entire “Voldemort’s daughter” angle is even more ridiculous.  We personally get the impression that all the things Voldemort has done to himself have completely warped his biological systems.  The only reason people make their characters the daughter of The Most Hated and Feared Dark Wizard of All Time is so they can endure scorn and hatred and prejudice from all sides for something that isn’t her fault, and we’ve discussed how bad that is.  And Voldemort is trying to make himself invincible.  HE DOES NOT SHARE POWER.  He would not raise someone to take over his empire for him, because he/she/it could become a potential threat.

Also, if his son or daughter showed the SLIGHTEST hint of turning anti-him, he’d kill them without thought.  Please remember—Lord Voldemort is a VERY EVIL GUY.  He’s sick, twisted, and a total psychopath.  Come on—he killed his father and his grandparents when he was sixteen.  He tortured children and killed bunny rabbits when he was a little kid.  He’s not going to let someone he’s planning to have inherit his fortune and power rebel against him.

And Voldemort already has little creations that are helping him take over the world—they’re called Death Eaters.  He doesn’t need Raven Darkmoon, Balrog of the Underworld, to help him.  Dumbledore HIMSELF has said that Voldemort likes to operate alone.  He has his little toadies, and that is IT.

 

13.      Is the character’s family always cheerful, kind and loving and always taking in the canon characters? (+100)

 

This one is a definite rip off.  J.K.’s universe already has a family like this—the Weasleys.  We don’t need another one.  This will only result in an entire family of Sues, in that your created family will most likely supplant the Weasleys—that old Sue staple of upstaging the canon characters in any capacity is a surefire sign that your character is a Sue.

 

14.      Did your character run away from home because of her family’s penchant for Dark Magic and/or their attitude towards half-bloods and Muggleborns? (+100)

            Bonus:   +200 if your character was subsequently disowned by her family

                        +200 if you got these ideas after reading OotP because you liked the way it was done with Sirius (plagiarism!)

 

Here is another point used to show how good and brave and wonderful and kind your character is—just stop, already!  This is also dry and worn out.  Not to mention yet another way for your character to do what a canon character has done, but undoubtedly do it better.

 

15.      Does your character have abusive and/or neglectful parent(s)/guardian(s)/spouse? (+100)

            Bonus:   +100 if your character’s parent(s)/guardian(s)/spouse attempted to murder her

 

This is frowned upon because it’s yet another vehicle for OC angst, as well as the ever popular “look how abused and tormented my character was but still remains her strong and wonderful self” angle.  Note—if your character is constantly whining about any of her problems, she’s not all that strong, now is she?  Just avoid these.

 

16.      Did one or both of your character’s parents/guardians/spouse abandon him/her (this includes suicides)? (+50)

 

Here is yet another excuse for the character to be angstful yet strong—which is obviously yet another Mary Sue-ism.  Not to mention another rip off from HP canon, which is also a Mary Sue-ism.

 

17.      Did one of your character’s parents/guardians/spouse murder/attempt to murder the other? (+100)

 

This is usually nothing but a way for a character to have angst in the form of a crazy parent chasing them, attempting to give the same treatment they did to their spouse to their son or daughter.  It is also almost assuredly a way to draw the camera off Harry and his nemesis and onto your character and her nemesis.  We all know that is a bad thing—try to avoid this angle.

 

18.      Is one of your character’s parents/spouse dead? (+100)

 

This one isn’t so bad, and has actually been used by JK.  Dean Thomas’s father is dead, killed by Voldemort during his first reign of terror.  Luna Lovegood’s mother was killed in a magical accident.  However, some authors use this for angst to allow their characters to bemoan the fact that they were raised by only one parent, and how they saw their mother or father die.  Well, Luna saw her mother die.  She does not angst about it at all.  In fact, we only heard about at the end of the book.  Don’t make your character constantly angst about how awful everything is for her—that makes her weak, not strong like we know authors are trying to make their characters.

 

19.      Is your character an orphan/raised by people who are not her parents? (+100)

            Bonus:   +100 if it was one or more of the canon characters who raised him/her

 

Yet another old, tired way to make your character suffer needlessly so we can see how brave she is.  And another way for your character to “improve” upon whatever the canon characters do.  Harry is the books’ main orphan—not to mention their main focus (hence the titles).  Don’t make your character draw the attention away from him and on to herself.  It defeats the purpose of the universe.

 

20.    Is your character’s family nonexistent? (+50)

 

This is a common plot hole in MS fics.  The author is so eager to get to the “meat” of the story in which we hear about how great and wonderful and magnificent the character is and get to see her defeat Voldemort and market her own line of hair care products, that he/she just sort of forgets to create any sort of back story at all for her character.  A back-story of some kind is necessary to flesh out the character—no one just “appears.”

 

21.      Is the character the adopted brother/sister or son/daughter or adoptive mother/father of one of the canon characters? (+100)

 

Old!  This is probably not going to happen any time soon, okay?  J.K’s characters aren’t just going to start randomly adopting people (who will undoubtedly hold the key to the downfall of Voldemort).  This is just another random plot device used by countless Sues to make it seem as though they belong in this universe.

 

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